I'm proud to be stuck in a never-ending war.
I'm proud to be ruled by a tyrannical idiot.
I'm proud to have leaders who deny global warming.
I'm proud to have religious views inserted into legislation.
I'm proud to have violence as a way of life.

Worst mass shooting in American history happened today.  31 people are dead at Virginia Tech.

Yet we barely bat an eye when a car bomb blows up 43 people in Iraq. 

Oh, I am ever so proud to be an American.